I'm a fat weirdo who stares at her phone all day and sometimes speaks exclusively in rhyme (I'm the worst? ) and I'm married to a wonderful dude who loves me because of those things, not in spite of them.
Making negative comments about men in general – Quotes like “All men are pigs” or “The only good men in the world are either married or gay” would surely have men’s ears blaring.
A “business-like” attitude – We agree that women can achieve more than men, even in the field of business.
Talking about your ex-husband or ex-boyfriend – Past is past.
Your relationship is all about “now,” not “then.” Avoid comparing your present relationship with your previous ones either.
And it wasn't just the clipping and excavating; I couldn't even watch her paint on polish.
I just kept thinking about how her hands were all over her feet..how little I wanted her hands to be all over me after that." Dave " title="" src="data:image/gif;base64, R0l GODlh AQABAIAAAAAAAP///y H5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" data-src="https://hips.hearstapps.com/cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539f9d56025b1_-_cos-1-turn-off-101811-lgn.jpg?"The first time I saw a girl giving herself a pedicure, I was kinda shocked at how much it made my junk want to curl up and die.There's something so sexy about nice, taken care of feet, but so icky about knowing what women have to do to get feet like that. (Although, I will say, getting drunk with Zooey Deschanel is probably super fun. Although, honestly, if he isn't willing to try a little, was it ever even worth it? I guess not every dude wants to date a tipsy Zooey Deschanel. If you know where you want to eat, don't tell him to decide and then pout when it's not what you want. I’m not going to lie; beautiful women have a way easier time in the cutthroat dating scene than us mere mortals.