My feelings for you no words can convey, Except for maybe 'Go away" 10. If you've ever plunged headfirst into the world of online dating, you've probably experienced your fair share of uncomfortable/awkward messages from potential suitors — you know, the type of email that makes you question whether or not you'd be better off staying single.
Some online dating sites cater to seniors, others to people in their 20’s. To check out dating sites: Stay consistent by keeping your screen name, descriptions, and photos in line with what you want to say about yourself.
If you use provocative user names and photos, expect that the responses will be different than if you use more conservative choices.
But will I just have piles of debt, Before Prince Charming I have met?
You sign up feeling all intrigued, Do they have the man for me, Why not you say, as joining’s free.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Darn, I'm good at telling lies!
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
Thought I would write a humourous poem about the joys of internet dating and the stranger characters you get on here. They know we’re down and broken hearted, And easily from cash we’re parted.
A dazzling six month guarantee, That says they have the man for me.
Some of singledom woes Others you want to know more It can become an addiction Everyday checking mail and hoping Who are fact and who are fiction Will I end today again still moping?