This little guy is working a couple different angles here, but for now let's focus on his top. Let's face it, not everybody can pull off the collarless zip tee.
This guy can't either, but we respect the attempt to put out the Captain Kirk vibe.
A promising candidate is Justin, the owner of Black Eyes Bar in Detroit (frequently mispronounced "Black Guys Bar").
Danny Burton is a 30-ish carefree single guy who has watched most of his friends move on to serious relationships.
When his last remaining friend Shannon moves out to get married, Danny searches for a new roommate.
From Bill Lawrence ("Scrubs," "Spin City," "Cougar Town," "Clone High") and Adam Sztykiel ("Due Date," "Made of Honor"), "Undateable" is a comedy series about a group of close-knit friends living in Detroit, helping each other figure out their lives.
"Undateable" centers around mismatched roommates Danny Burton (Chris D’Elia, "Whitney") and Justin Kearney (Brent Morin) and their group of oddball friends who hang out at Justin’s unsuccessful bar.
While Danny himself has good luck getting women into bed, he is unable or unwilling to form a lasting commitment with any of them.
Danny's attractive sister, Leslie, has similar fears about being undateable, having the "baggage" of being a mid-30s divorcee. Zeltzer, respectively.) See more » Way funnier than I thought it would be!
As Earthlings, we also think it's only fair to let him know that he's veered into dicey territory with the striped top/striped short combo. It does, unfortunately, make you look like a complete freak show who should probably be locked up in a ward somewhere with very good security... Sure, we could all do a little more cardio, but we wouldn't call it "big".
What, was your "I''ve gotta take a dump" t-shirt in the laundry. These shirts, like stupid bumper stickers, announce"I am a complete 'nad" without you saying a word. With all the cancelled and late flights creating mobs of angry travelers just waiting for someone to piss them off, the odds are pretty good that you are going to get punched in the back of the head.
Common secondary symptoms include lacklustre social life, poor cardiovascular health, and a distinct lack of stamps on his passport. He does everything from the mindset of “Who is winning right now? ”You’ll fight for every inch with this one and he really isn’t worth the headache.
”It has been hammered into his head that women will lose respect for him if he does too many favours for them or appears “beta” in any way. “In my own time.” You’ll ask if he could get you a glass of water… The Entitled Boy expects things to come easily to him in life, love, and work.
Man psychology is structured, courageous, self-sufficient, decisive, and driven.